These things you should not for a petrolhead to say

Posted on 22-04-2016 at 19:52 by nicolasr – 39 Comments”

It is becoming a tradition, a completely subjective, by myself composite list of best reactions. So this time a list of things that you never from a petrolhead must say!

It is somewhat vrouwonvriendelijke piece about the comments that we as car enthusiast never, ever want to hear, did quite a bit of substance raised in the comments. Of course were there as a result of the comments raise questions about the length of the manhood of the undersigned (9 inches, but the Cosmopolitan says that it comes to what you do, not how big he is), but there were also quite a few extra comments within that you have heard about the sacred cow. And those of you in the future never want to hear. A selection:

@lekkaah can they as with me

“are you going voluntarily 1 6 drive?!”
“do you love to collect fines?!”
“what do you have to 430pk in EN????”
“hadde they m not in t (insert other color)”

@rick-dos clearly has no preference for a particular model.

Why don’t you have Alfa 159 buy it?”
Because I’m a petrolhead am, hat!

@knalpiep it’s not directly about the things that you are not against him should say, but about the misunderstanding.

My window down to do if there is a thick car passes by, just to get that grommetje to hear. That does strange reactions on if there is a non-petrolhead in the car.

@moveyourmind know how you petrolheads really evil.

“I hereby lodge on behalf of the Party of the Labour movement in to, within 15 years the entire Dutch fleet is to be replaced by the zero cars”

Poor @vincente30, you get almost not that he has no other hobby has chosen. Almost huh?

Comes:
(on the cabrio)

“But this is still really old????”
Yes, that is intended with a classic car.

“Why do you have a cabrio you have there still nothing in the netherlands?”
Yes, once it’s above 15 degrees it can open…

“Why do you have 2 cars??? You can still but in 1 drive”
Yes but the convertible is now nicely refurbished, so may be ie with the nice weather outside and otherwise not.

“What engine is in it?”
(pride) A 2.5 6 cylinder in line 🙂
“Yes, that tells me nothing but that consumes fixed very much….”
Yes but he gives a lot back.

“Why have you sold him? You get a 1000 euro for?”
Excuse me????

About the audi

“Why such a big engine in your car? It Is still not necessary.”
Yes, but it’s accelerating quickly.

“It Is certainly quite heavy hey, what is the cost of that, however, is not in the mrb and (there he is again) consumption.”
A lot but the ride is so delicious.

And for the rest of the comments
Noise
A to B
Old barrel
What good is a fast car
Brushing
And perhaps the hobby and ready when you have a girlfriend very recognizable.

There he is again, but I find it a funny comment from @rick-dos

To a 3 series point and then say: “see one do you?”
“No girl, I have a 5 series.”
Still a bit of the same feeling as to the 10 cm manhood from a different point and say: “look that is just as big as yours.”
I still have one of 25 cm…. really!….

@rjmb has an answer back that the hatorzzz think.

The only response to the statement “A car is only to get from A to B” is….
“Okay. Is sex only, but something for you to reproduce?”

@drip tray has ignorant acquaintances.

“Well, you can see where the money is!” when they find out that I have a number of old Benzes have.
And then to drive away in a 2 year old car that is more expensive than all my crap together…

And this I find the most fun. Please note, that is so completely subjective! @e34m5touring.

The agent to me in the Camaro lasted: What do you have to have such a thing in NL? You may have nowhere to drive fast. Euhhh yes, so we are now talking flat cap.