To do this, you are all on the side, a selection

Posted on 16-04-2016 at 8:49 by nicolasr – 24 Comments”

We ask, you are running! And there are gems. An anthology!

@spykerboy has gossip for 10. With this speed, there is a newspaper article of his. Send to the editors!

packed with 280 on a 80 road (when I was 18)…

Shared sorrow is half a sorrow, says @rufctr01

k with 170km/h where I 70 if. It was with an Audi RS4 from a friend. I was at a traffic light and thought: now I’ll step him well on his tail. Traffic light on green, down and after not too long of a time I saw an orange jacket behind a tree to come forth. Laser cut to 170 km/h. 850,- euro fine had and it was 2 days of my driving licence lost.
The best is yet to come: behind me, at the traffic light, there was a VW Transporter, the fastest diesel version. That could get me to never love, but he also caught, with 135 km/ h or so. Also, loss of driving licence, the driver began to grin, walks to the back, grabs a beer from the cooler and says: the summer holidays start early this year! Offered me a beer for the shock.

On the question where to on the side are put and answered, @flippiez06:

For a horse…

@marijn90 made it what everyone would want to experience, hilarious!

Ever on the side for an alcohol screening involve. Was not the driver but was a passenger in an old right-hand drive mini cooper. Was so tired as a monkey, and there was by the agent asked if I had been drinking ( in the assumption that I was a director, seemingly not very visible because the mini was so low ). She looked at me that barely was able to at all in a car and blew up when a f. Only after I got off, was she saw that I was the driver not was and she went red with embarrassment, the box.

@schnor proves that there is in Germany also anvil tussenzitten

Near the TF entrance to the Nordschleife. Car control. I have in my E30 with a 6 point harness with rotary knob. In Germany, this must be a push button. 110€….

@stephane8200 explains to us clearly from where you should drive if you get no attention from the popo wants

Buy an Elise and you have regular price:
– Not even hard drive by Sijtwende tunnel in The Hague. Aside for sound, and comments about kentekenplaatsticker. Agent knew someone who also Time Attack and drove so well from come.
– Support vehicle to catch up in Rotterdam, Oudedijk. A continuous line so that should not be. Also stand without a ticket.
– At the atm while I parked. I did nothing special. Two female agents wanted paper suddenly see. No speeding ticket.
turn to the benelux tunnel, I would have gebumperkleefd. About 1.5 wagenafstand in reality. That was acid for conditional driving licence can be the result. Fortunately it never really effected.
– Motorcycle cop stopped me standing because of kentekenplaatsticker. Also no speeding ticket.
– in another car, Mégane Coupé, with 149 recorded and stand where you 100 if with 2 other cars. If my driving licence.

In short: buy an Elise and you’ll get attention 😛

@efb asked for a little bit. Funny, but not very brainy!

1x in Belgium. That is a somewhat more complicated story. Last summer, back from vacation from france with 5 people in the car (4 adult + teenage daughter). Just for info: The daughter sat on the back seat between two adults. When packing the car was a backpack in the shape of a sheep behind the rear zijruitje crammed. 1 of us, it seemed funny to be there as a note to paste: “Help, I’m being kidnapped’. Purely for the photo. However, we were then forget the slip of paper to take away…. Yes, you feel it coming. In French-speaking belgium on the side. At that time I had genuinely no idea why. I had to get off, and mr. the agent pointed me to the note. We had no French and they no English, and since I’m the director, I got to go out. That did not work at all, then my ‘it was a joke ” not very fell. After our mad had stated, we were allowed to go on again….

@malt, Come on, tell your friends!

O – this I’m going to win. Really. But now I first have to go to bed.

@peugeot205 is a real lover. That you can see everything!

Revven in the A2 tunnel… €370,- well spent. Just sounds good in a tunnel

Mr @president has just a great story for the pub.

I was in Germany with a car full of skigear of the highway, picked because of the ” high risk group for drugs. In the middle of a gas station full of truckers I had in a jar of piss. Unfortunately we had 5 minutes to do this, stopped to pee, so I couldn’t. I really have 10 minutes with my dick in a jar of stood before I could try. However, with the policeman next to me. After a very long 3 drops of produced, agent of the falls. Pis in the test: nothing! The agent was not happy when ie my driving license had to return… was a nice story! 😀

@reactive proves that agents also entertaining guests.

so am I ever held with my Zundapp. That thing drove 110 and was what opgeboord… I poepte in my pants that I had for a roller.
But that agent was all excited about my Zundapp, he told the exact same had had when he was young. And thought it was cool that I as a young lad on such a thing, reed.
Then he began to expand and I got hot again… He’s all bragging rights that used to be all too hard to reason. And yes, he then asked; how hard is yours? Of course, I civilized to say that he is 60 ran (seemed to me more credible than 45), but he didn’t believe me.
When he continued to insist that he wanted to know, because he enjoyed it.
After I finally believed in his enthusiasm told me that he 110 went and what all was done. Man, man, man, that cop went all the way through the ribbon, so cool, he found it 🙂

If, then, of course, just continue and he knipoogde even with a note; they still drive hey!
Later, a tailor of him along the way.

@jasbelle know that a big mouth here is not wise…

Never, because I drive always exemplary and never to hard

(The fact that the co-owner of the car meeleest here has nothing to do with it)

@9000cse takes us back to the time of the Cold War. Violently story.

OH! Do you have a minute? In this question, should I go back to 1971. Crime scene: Autobahn Berlin Hauptstadt der DDR, direction airport Tempelhof. I wanted to look to the Toepolevs go and have a look. If not, and was returned by the Vopo’s. But I had her already to see if liftster.
Back to Ost-Berlin, Hauptstad der DDR, for a further course of my sensational(!) weekend in this fascinating city. In the early afternoon we left to the free west. And what happened? They, the liftster, was still there. Struck by a fit of pity, I stopped to the female suffering a solution to offer. Unsuspectingly trod I in the seductive nymfonameval.
They wanted to go to Leipzig, I have to go to Braunschweig. I took her, but after less than 10 minutes, it was that adventure shattered. 2 screaming Volga’s, and 1 not less screaming Lada of the oh-so-beloved Vopo’s forced me to not miss-to-positive manner to the hard shoulder. Well I’m not so very quickly from my apropo, but when I was still a beetgen affected by the coercion of the local violence. While enjoying the lovely view of a six Kalashnikovs, I could my decision to stop and someone a lift to offer is not very much dispute. My master’s crime: You could if someone from the corruptible West has no elevator!

@busterd can rightly say; of your friends you need to have…

After a long night on the town, and well plastered to be touched I am with two friends in a ford transit drove home. Bob sat behind the wheel and I sat in the middle. After 5 minutes I am asleep gedommeld and was then woken up by the police. Who wondered why I am in the middle on the street was parked and was sleeping…I was up awake and knew me nothing to remember. After a brief discussion, my friends came forth. They had me in sleep watch, and then behind the wheel lifted off, the car in the middle of the road and parked noodlichten. Then a fellow agent called me in the falls to take….

And finally, @hollandsemarokkaan. Who has the heavy, but can at least laugh about it. On the question of why he has been put aside, he answered:

My suspicious head

Everyone again thanks for the submissions, great fun to read!