10 things you never against a petrolhead must say
Posted on 16-04-2016 at 11:39 by nicolasr – 162 Comments”
Death eaters people without autohart that our hobby do not understand.
As with any hobby or hobby, there are always people who do nothing. I know people who love horses, but I find nothing at all. The same applies for road bikes, vegetable gardens and modelvliegtuigjes. Every thing of course, but for me, it doesn’t need. So there are also people that don’t have anything with cars and who didn’t understand why I like it. And the things that they say to you… I have a small list made.
A car is something to get from A to B to go.
No, not necessarily. It is also something to watch, to enjoy, to the twists and turns to the right or to the engine noise to listen to.
What makes that thing a thing.
No hat. That is a six-in-line with a sports exhaust. That is not noise. That is music.
Why do you drive so a old barrel?
That is not an old barrel, bitch. That is called a youngtimer and who have CHARACTER!!!
Why do you have a manual gearbox? A vending machine is a lot more comfortable?
Yes, true. A wheelchair is also much more comfortable than walking, but still, I set my steps rather. I have a manual gearbox because you feel that you are really driving. Bitch!
Can I drive?
In your own car, box. But not in my classic with a bible-sized manual, which only I out of my mind ken.
What do you have such a fast car. You should yet be 120.
For the same reason that you are in high heels of 10 inches. Because it can mrs.
What makes such a little dent now. It is but look.
See if you respond as I have your handbag in the fire plug. Nag is not so, the is but leather…
Why do you stand that thing well back to brushing. A regenbuitje and he is dirty again.
Why are you going now again to the hairdresser? A month to wait, and the model is out again. We clean because we like it and because it’s good for our holy cow. Maintenance we call it. With you head.
Why don’t you have towbar? Isn’t that very practical?
Why can’t I hitch? If the designer wished that a hitch had been that he had him in the draft.
Maybe you keep on with that hobby, if you have a girlfriend.
And maybe not. And now go, I’m a bit of erasing!
Car enthusiasts of all countries, unite. Please, tell us more of this stompzinnigheden, plemp them in the comments and make sure to put a smile on our face. As only we petrolheads that can recognize!