Five ways to make an extra attack with your HUMMER

Posted on 31-08-2013 at 10:25 by sir_smokalot – 33 Comments”

The Hummer: by many, maligned as the ultimate asobak, but the SUV still has a few loyal followers, also already turned GM production all 4 years ago the neck. Stand out with your thick American? Do one of the following five things.

1) Hang a caravan behind

The ultimate in comfortably to your holiday destination cruising do you do with a Hummer. Uphill laugh you all, while you are diligent V8 without a murmur to do its work. Ultimately, it is the gas station owner who laughs last, because that kind of pieces, 1 2 drive, is not unlikely.

Oh well, let the Lambo-paupers, but with their rubbish tent to fool around, while you stay dry and comfortable.

2) Go on a road sign-slooptocht

What have these poor signs that Hummer done? No idea, but they’re all flat. VIDEO.

3) Beech others of the road

If you are such a big asobak and you are angry with someone, use your size to your advantage. Streets is a jungle, n*gga. RUMSFELD!!!

Oh, and Dacia’s we can but not about. As a Romanian cracker-box you see, of course, as about the head.

4) Provide him of showy tuning

By default, it is after all but a muurbloempje. Very, very thick vellings are a good start, but real players are only satisfied when their Hummer from top to toe covered. Ultimate Six, anyone?

5) Make sure there is a carriage of

A Hummer, but no more money for the necessary peut? Span there are a few horses to it. Very comfy, so’n H 2CV.