Ad wipes the floor with Audi drivers

Posted on 29-05-2015 at 15:05 by ricardo – 66 Comments”

We have an.

You are a dime a dozen Audi A4 to sell. Difficult, because the competition is fierce. How you fall in on the well-known occasionsites? Start with a few decent photos, is our advice, but that is at this A4 S-Line from 2010 was clearly not successful. Doesn’t matter, because this sedan from Ingolstadt must have words. Rock-hard, and sometimes inimitable prose from Flanders at the heart of the Audi-audience to aptly summarize.

Prior to the Friday afternoon drink, we give the word, therefore, to the advertiser, Am. Ben, take it away:

You’re not popular?
You want to score with a Molly, or her parents?
You want to make friends but nothing makes you interesting?
You have a complex about the size of you device?

Then we have a plan!

With this beautiful bling bling Audi A4 S – line (please)
YOU will be THE subject of conversation of the street, THE man with whom everyone wants to get a ride, THE Chick magnet… in Short, popular…

He is beautifully white, which means you’ll often need to wash, and so often to the car wash, where you have plenty of interesting encounters.

It is a thick car, what you complex easily able to compensate.

This beautiful Audi A4 S line (please!) comes with lots of options: wheels, steering, roof, doors , PINKERS ( very useless in Belgium, unless you know how to use them ) and a klaxon (when diene Pipo on the E40 motorway, the left lane will stick to 160 km / h while you need to pass)
It is also a imagowagen, read: he is thick, Expensive, ultra-fast, but above all: it is not a BMW, so you will be that dirty glances full of disapproval on the highway do not get, and besides, you are not classified as nen aggressive Johnny.

Can be combined perfectly with other attributes which you you popularity can rise or a spontaneous:” jawadde, eje gie the loto gewonn , too?” can provoke family and friends.

For example, fits perfectly under the carport of the lot of stacked building materials in Adinkerke to purchase.
Can also be assorted with a white smartphone of a not called fruity brand 😉 and matching watch.

For the rest, it has all the benefits of the chic baking. You can have trouble with double parking, left, catch up, other the only to be cut off, and outside Brussels and the priority of right to deny.

He is equipped with an automatic air-conditioning, which, in summer, the beers fresh can keep, a trip computer, and leather seats (extremely hard and uncomfortable to kindregemors to clean up, or all the other “splashes of dubious origin “)

Heated seats. (be careful if you light it that all the “splashes of dubious origin” swept away)
Stability control, so that it will be on its wheels when you extremely fast through the bends and the reutemeteut that other jealous, bv electric windows, mirrors, towbar, air conditioning etc etc…

There Was little driven, 54000 KMS and it is in beautiful condition.
This Audi A4 S line ( please!) it is equipped with a pack lounge (don’t ask, i don’t even know)

So, you’re in luck, today is the round prices day and we will let all this beauty go for 20.000€.

You also want to have success?
You also want to make friends?
Do you want nen thick car to you “machine complex ” to compensate?
THIS IS YOU CHANCE!
Everyone
You will be surprised!
But wait, that is not all ! If you are within the ten-minute call, then you will get a free pint! You heard that right!
Call now and enjoy this fantastic opportunity!

Ad HERE, a screenshot THERE.

With thanks to Dirk for the tip!

Gallery: Audi status symbol

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