White ME-vans are the dumbest idea ever

Posted on 27-07-2015 at 9:40 by sir_smokalot – 54 Comments”

Seriously, police?!

The National Ibahesh has a contract is made for 300 new ‘ME-flexvoertuigen’. Striking detail: the distinctive blue color makes place for elfjeswit.

A spokesman defends the choice with the slapste excuse since my cruise control was fixed’: “The new ME-vans to be used flexibly. That means that they are recognizable. Therefore, they are white, with the recognisable blue-and-orange stripes that are on the normal police cars.” What a schaamlap. Everyone recognizes the dark blue ME-vans. This white paint does not make them more recognizable, but it is a beloved target of every opponent with a spray can or verfbom.

In addition: how much authority radiates such a pristine white ME-bus from? If you do a different color, take off to black, with a few punisher logos on it. You see B. O. P. E. all in white rides the favelas of running? No, not really. Then you can just as well be the gummiknuppels replaced by the plumeaus and as M. E to be in riots engage in conversation with the culprits, and they are enjoying a cup of rooibos and a lollipop questions to their difficult childhood.

Now we’re at it, why spraying, we don’t start a Hello Kitty print on the vans (yes, photoshoppende autojunkers, that’s an invitation)? The inter-ministerial working group agree to the battle, after 6 afzonderingsweekenden and 13 meetings, we expect advice of the steering committee. But maybe we’re a little too cynical, because regardless of the color of the tranport: the tapping of the long lat will be there, not soft.